I love you dear Burrito.
Encompassed in your tubular crepe,
rocketing my taste buds and neurotransmitters
into a field of delight.

I love being drawn metaphorically into the
conflict of the human condition.
The condition of you Burrito being
drawn to my tummy.

Your crepe lips collide with my flesh lips,
and your bean content becomes one
with my stomach content,  in a play
of unity - unity  with a hint of disturbance.

When your crepe lips and my flesh lips collide,
You bring me joy and pain  -  joy and pain.
You're a GI rocketship you crazy burretto!
You're a GI rocketship you crazy burretto!

Kiss my GI system into submission
with your dance of taste and nutrients.
And help me to submit into the knowledge that
I love you crazy burretto.

Like a long lost lover,
I love your crepe lips despite the pain.
So I wrap my lips around your lips,
and consume you with love and pleasure.

And chew you,    and absorb your bean soul
into my effervescent soul,   residing in this house that God built.
SO SOON WE MET FAIR BURRETTO -
AND SO SOON WE SAY GOODBY.

No praise to the phallic images of man.
striving for immortality.
Just a salute to you, and I'll not forget you
you wonderful,    tubular,    pleasure crepe!

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PURCHASE, NY—Hot on the heels of last week's FDA approval, on Monday PepsiCo subsidiary Taco Bell launched its controversial "morning after" burrito, a zesty, Mexican-style entree that prevents unwanted pregnancies if ingested within 36 hours following intercourse.

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